Paul
December 24, 2001, 02:22 PM
Hi all,
It has been reported by several reliable sources that due to the ever shrinking size of chimneys in rural areas, Santa had to slim down using a diet program that he found through research on the internet. He has lost a whopping 43lbs and six inches off his waistline for this years trek around the world.
When asked about his waiflike appearance, Santa replied: "I've been telling the people at the north poles only drive through burger joint to Ho Ho Hold the mayo all year long!"
*Smile*
Happy Holidays!
Paul
BTW, I made up the Santa story above ;-) (http://www.network54.com/hide/forum/172254)
It has been reported by several reliable sources that due to the ever shrinking size of chimneys in rural areas, Santa had to slim down using a diet program that he found through research on the internet. He has lost a whopping 43lbs and six inches off his waistline for this years trek around the world.
When asked about his waiflike appearance, Santa replied: "I've been telling the people at the north poles only drive through burger joint to Ho Ho Hold the mayo all year long!"
*Smile*
Happy Holidays!
Paul
BTW, I made up the Santa story above ;-) (http://www.network54.com/hide/forum/172254)
