How We Duplicated a Psychological Experiment w/FLIRT TIPPING
 

Thanks Tom,

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Hi,

Today I forgot my LOTTO tickets.

Told the waitress, "Let me give you this nifty LED Lite you can put on your key chain. I use it to see to put my key in the lock."

BUT IT WAS DEAD!

So
I
Took my own personal
LED Lite off my key chain (In front of her eyes) and gave it to her.

Startling RESULT?

My Waitress Reduced my bill by 6 Bucks
from what I know I had spent.

I was Puzzled
UNTIL I Remembered the Coke A/B Split Test I read about in a book.

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Goes like this...

A Scientist hangs out in a lunch room.

FIRST he comes right out and asks Total Strangers, "Would you Like to donate some munny to the ABC Charity?

90% said, "No."

NEXT - The Scientist says, "Would you like something to drink?" Then Takes
Money out of his own pocket. Puts it into the coke machine. Hands them
the can of coke.

THEN asks, "Would you like to donate some munny to the ABC Charity?

50% said, "Yes."

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I'm not sure this is what happened.

But it SOUNDS Possible, right?

Thanks,
Glenn

HERE IS The Link to the
Cheap LED Lites I Give Away when I Flirt Tip.

I've only had 2 of them go bad out of dozens and dozens.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0...?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Ambers Chocolate Fudge $4700 Flirt Tipping Hotel Adventure
 

Thanks Tom,

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In New York City for a medical Convention
I dropped my bags with the Concierge. Gave
him 20.00 tip and went to dinner.

When I came back I gave a big wedge
of chocolate fudge to the desk clerk and
concierge. Then come to find out my
room had been given to someone else!

No more rooms. Sold out. The Clerk
and Concierge huddled with the manager
and I got the Penthouse Suite for the night!

No Charge. 4700.00 a night.

Amber

Thanks Tom,

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Josh Gets a F-r-e-e Beer

Hey Glenn!

It was a pretty busy week for me, and I've continued to experiment with
the $1 tipping...

I recently used it with a male waiter, and it still worked amazingly well!!

We got the best service ever... He even sent another Waitress over with
napkins and ketchup just to see if I'd tip, and of course...

I did!

The waiter kept coming back to our table and chatting it up with us... He brought
me a free beer on the house just to sample (it was a microbrewery, so they had
variousflavors and types of beer... so, I saved $4 there, which covered almost a
third of the tipping I did).

Josh

First off The FERRY BOAT After Lotto Tipping The Attendant
 

Thanks Tom,

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FERRY BOAT - LOTTO Ticket Testimonial -

Bought a lottery ticket ( scratch off kind) and gave it to my ferry boat attendant on my way to work.

I happen to commute across Lake Champlain from Plattsburgh, NY to Burlington, VT, and it’s quite a haul.

So I hand the ticket to the guy not expecting much.

He directs me to the lane on the boat with no cars.

Nothing special there, but when we finally dock on the other side of the lake, he points to me to take off.

So I’m first off the boat, no slo-pokes.

Whee! Not bad for a buck.

Mack

*The Chief* Flirt Tipped The Hostess w/A Hawaiian Flower Lei
 

Thanks Tom,

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Aloha Glenn,

Just sent you the moolah!

Here's the testimonial:

I'm visiting Hawai'i for a few months. The problem here is that there are NO lotto
tickets sold here, plus the fact that most servers in restaurants are pretty well
"jaded" (too many tourists ;-) .

So, what I did was buy a few $2 bills (as Glenn suggests in earlier emails). So, I
went to one of the "high-end" restaurants without a reservation (not a good
thing to do on a Friday night, with an entourage).

I talked with the Hostess for a while (since I had a 2 hr. wait to be seated).

I said I had a gift for her, & handed her 5 x $2 bills, and a $20 lei (flower strand)
they were selling in the gift shop.

She lit up like a New Year's celebration, and we ended up getting the best seat in
the house!

For a few bucks, we got to sit at the VIP seat, in our own private corner,
overlooking the Ocean, & treated like royalty!

My friends were ecstatic, as you can guess.

Mahalo nui loa, Glenn! (I looked it up - means - Thank you very much)

The Chief

Jim STUNS Grocery Clerk SPEECHLESS
 

Thanks Tom,

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Hi Glenn,

I did it today at the grocery store and it couldn't have played out
more perfectly....

Imagine the scene...

Speedy checkout line (10 items or less)
I am number 3 in line behind a woman (apparently buying dinner),
a young guy (mid 20's) with Angel Food cake, whipped cream and
Peanut M&Ms (apparently buying dessert).

As I approach the line, the checkout clerk (young man, early 20's)
is cleaning the conveyer belt as the woman, who is first in line,
glares at him with a look of disdain.

He quickly, and with a smile, scans her items and thanks her
for her patronage, then turns to the young guy next in line
and repeats the process.

I step up, smile, and hand him a $1 dollar scratch off lottery
ticket (max prize potential $17,000). As I hand him the
ticket, I say, "this is for serving us with a smile today."

"For me", he asks. "Yes", I say. His eyes grow big,
his smile engulfs his face, and he says "cool, that's cool"

It must of really caught him off guard because he actually
stood there, frozen, for a moment. It was like he forgot
what to do. He just stood there grinning at me, for what
seemed like a minute.

All of a sudden reality hit him and he scanned my items.

As I swiped my card to pay the total, he said "thank you,
that's the coolest thing anyone has ever done."

And with that, I grabbed by bags and said, "I hope you win"
as I made my way to the door.

As i walked out the door, I turned to look back and he was
showing the ticket to 3-4 other clerks and still smiling
(I would guess).

Paying it forward rocks.

And of course you have my permission to use this
testimony in any way you choose.

Thanks alot Glenn!

SASSAFRASSARASSA!
 

EXCUSE Me Dien and Gordon,

*EDITORS NOTE - As you can see I've been Classically Trained to
Use BIG Words by watching Cartoons. Thus "Sassafrassarassa.")

There will be a short pause while I cut and paste
the 1st 50 pages I've put on SowPub into a folder on my computer.

THEN onto "Scrivener."

Turns out when I try to Import From each item in the Thread
the entire SowPub Page shows up in Scrivener.

No offense.

But I don't want your logo and intro and Top of Page Stuff
on the top of every chapter in my book.

So I DELETED it.

Instead will hand carry each Chapter in the thread over to a
computer folder file.

AND then Import to "Scrivener"

GOOD thing I bought "Scrivener for Dummies" because - as I suspected -
the way I write and Scrivener are NOT COMPATIBLE.

In Spite of all their Blather of "How it's flexible enough for all styles of writing."

NOT SO Kemosabe.

ONE EXAMPLE:

To Use The "Scrivener CorkBoard OR Outline Features - you have to
put all the content of your book Into the "BINDER" section first.

Which is STUPID.

I WhiteBoard (Brainstorm)

and

Outline --- FIRST - before I write a book.

Good thing I didn't throw away my Pads of Paper and Pens!

Thanks,
Glenn

Re: SASSAFRASSARASSA!
 

Hi Glenn,

Some people love Scrivener. I played around with it a few years ago... For a big project, it could be useful!

By the way, I'm writing again using your "Greased Pig Speed Writing System"... It's a good system! :)

Best wishes,

Dien

P.S. Glenn, you have my permission to stick our logo and intro at the top of every page of your book if you want to! ;)

Re: Joe Sugarman Told Me That *Focus* & *Control* Are Important
 

Your post reminded me of my all-time favorite Sugarman ad.

Richard


Joe Sugarman, JS&A catalog:

Nuclear Mail Box

It will survive nuclear explosion or we'll refund double its cost. If you own a rural mail box and your home was nuked, it is highly unlikely that your mail box would survive. Who'd care anyway, right?

But, let's say you owned a typical rural mail box and your home wasn't nuked. Chances are that your mail box would rust within a year, corrode something horrible within two and have to be replaced within three. That's a three-year life if the neighborhood kids didn't smash it with their bats, explode firecrackers inside or blast it with a 22-caliber rifle.

Mail boxes are abused by people and weather and are made so poorly that they must be constantly replaced.

Enter George Korycan.

Like many Americans, George owned and replaced mail boxes. And like many Americans, George got fed up replacing them.

So one day he sat down in his workshop and built the strongest, heaviest, most corrosion-proof mail box ever built on the face of this earth.

And when he presented it to us, we loved it.

Here's why.

The Nuclear mail box is built to U.S. Post Office specifications. Its metal is 1/8" thick galvanized steel plate - enough to stop a bullet from ten feet.

Before painting, each galvanized surface is first cleaned with acid and then each box is primed, sanded and then spray painted several times with battleship silver paint to give it a rust proof and hard finish that should never need replacing.

The mail box piano wire hinge goes across the entire width of the box to let you smoothly open the door. The red flag is made of .063" steel and protected just like the other components. Compare the 22 pound "tank" to the typical one-pound mail box you can buy at your hardware store for up to $20.

The U.S. Postal Service took six months to approve the Nuclear mail box. They put it through every test they could, including their 50-hour salt spray torture test and the appearance of the paint did not change. They had never seen a box like it before.

Owning a Nuclear mail box has several advantages. First, it's probably the last mail box you'll ever have to buy. Secondly, the mail box is weatherproof - and won't blow open the door, moisture can't penetrate it and your mail will always be safe and dry. And each mail box includes a limited five-year warranty.

Order the Nuclear mail box and enjoy the peace of mind that comes with knowing that if anything ever happened to your home, or your city, at least you'll be able to get our catalogs.

Mail Box (9001A 10.00)...... $99

WHEW - How I Successfully TIPPED a Waiter with a FLYING ELEPHANT
 

Thanks Dien,

I read a Scientific study About Salesmanship
on page 25 of Robert Chialdini's new book
"PRE-SUASION."

On Page 26 -

Test #1 - 33% said "Yes."

Test #2 - 99% said, "Yes" - AFTER they asked the following question.

Decided to adapt it to Tip a Waitress with something WEIRD
instead of 1.00 bills or Lotto tickets.

Namely.

A FLYING ELEPHANT that "Trumpets" when you shoot it against
the wall or SMACK it.

Page 25 - has a question better suited for women.
Results went from 27% to 77% Yes. (pretty amazing)

Page 26 - for men (33% to 99% Yes) - Wow.

Tonight I drew a guy waiter.

So.

I asked, "Do you think of yourself as Adventurous and like to try new things?

Timothy the waiter said, "YES."

So I slammed the flying elephant on the table.

And while it TRUMPETED I explained that I was TIPPING him with a
Flying Elephant because I needed someone Adventurous
to TEST it out before I sent it out to my VIP Customers.

Tim promised to shoot my FLYING ELEPHANT at some of the
guys in the kitchen.

And some of the girl waitresses.

And get back to me.

But.

Tim was really busy.

And - so far - all I saw him doing was walking up to fellow
Employees and saying, "I'll bet you can't guess what I got as a TIP tonite."

Then SLAPPING his apron
pocket where he stuck the flying elephant.

Which resulted in LOUD - Elephant Noises!

And his fellow waitresses and waiters EYES Bugging out a bit.

Thanks,
Glenn

P.S. - Any ladies with BRASS OVARIES and Men with BRASS ONES
reading this who want to Test Your SALES-Person-Ship.

And let me know what happens.

Please email me at [email protected]

Here is where I got the Flying Elephant...

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0...?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Thanks Dennis - I had Never Seen The Nuclear Mailbox Ad
 

Thanks Dennis,

My mailbox was just knocked off it's post by someone wleding a baseball
bat.

I put it back with Bungee Cords.

Not sure how long it will last.

So.

I am a prospect for the "Nuclear Mailbox."

Too bad they - probably do not make them anymore.

Glenn

How Fred Tipped His Waitress w/ LED Flashing Glasses
 

Thanks Gordon,

Got a Question for the group.

Does Amazon.com - allow you to put links at the top of your book
listed on Kindle - (The front section you can read for F-r-e-e - that refer to another product at amazon?)

As we have done below?

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How Fred Tipped His Waitress
w/ LED Flashing Glasses

Fred Called me up after reading my Ezine Story about tipping a waiter
with a Flying Cow.

Fred had ordered a Dozen LED Flashing Glasses
and wanted to tell me what happened.

First off Fred told me, "You can't See SH_T with the Glasses Flashing in your eyes."

I laughed and Told Fred how I'd run into a post outside a
Restaurant - in the dark - while wearing the same LED Glasses. So I knew first
hand he had that right.

But Fred put them on After he sat down at their table with his wife. And
after 5 minutes a magician came over and complimented him on his "shades."

So Fred's glasses got him a F-r-e-e 15 Minute Magic Show.

THEN - in order to See better -
Fred Put his Flashing Glasses in his shirt pocket.

BEFORE The Waitress came with the menus.
Brought drinks.

Fred then ASKED His Waitress - Grace - "Do You Think of Yourself as an
Adventurous Person? You Like to Try New Things?

And

SURPRISE.

Grace Said, "YES".

Put on a pair of FLASHING LED GLASSES.

Couldn't SEE either.

Fiddled around with them and then Grace hung them between her breasts
at the v-neck of her blouse.

Fred told me the straight line he came out with next. Fred said, "I'll bet your tips go up while wearing those."

(His wife busted out laughing.)

Fred explained he got out of that mess by proclaiming, "Ok. Laugh it up. But
we're NOT going there."

And Put His Own LED Glasses Back on so
Grace wouldn't think she was the ONLY one
walking around with FLASHING - Red, Blue, Green LED Glasses.

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About a Buck each pair -
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0...?ie=UTF8&psc=1
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Thanks,
Glenn

Re: How Fred Tipped His Waitress w/ LED Flashing Glasses
 

Glenn,

Just bought the glasses and flashing rings. Why would I do that?

Because I think the glasses will make one helluva sales piece for one of my charity events. In September I will take 4 members of the UNR boxing team to Sydney Australia to box one of the world's best known peace activist's boxing team. Hoping to make it an international peace awareness event. It is amateur (per boxing regulations) against amateur. Should be fun and rewarding.

As you might have guessed, we need to raise money to pay for the trip. If the glasses sell like I think they will we should raise a few bucks. That means we still have to raise the remaining dollars but stuff like this is almost always an easy sell.

Anyone interested in helping us become an international peace mission is eligible to help us. :D We will of course give due recognition and appreciation to everyone who helps.

Good post!

You Have a Good Nose For MUNNY
 

Howdy,

Smart of you to order at a 1.00 each
and re-sell for $2 or 3.

Several people at three different Restaurants have come up to me wanting to B*UY my LED glasses.

So YES you can sell them - without having to CHASE prospects.

A couple of tips...

#1 - Don't wear them outside in the dark when you are walking.

I walked into a wooden post

#2 - Photos of folks wearing the glasses with the LED's flashing come out MARVELOUS.

The red especially fills the entire pic

#3 - The low Light in a Restaurant is where people RESPOND Best.

I wore them in a Wall-Mart.

The bright Glaring light - inside at night - you can barely notice the flashing
red, blue, green lines.

Glenn

Thanks Glenn
 

Appreciate the add'l info. Have a great day.

Re: Read EVERY Self-Help Book on Earth in 30 Seconds
 

Thank you Tom for your post, this would be a great help for me to focus on my goal.

Re: Read EVERY Self-Help Book on Earth in 30 Seconds
 

You are more than welcome. Hope it is a useful tool. Good luck with your food business (should you make the leap).

Re: Read EVERY Self-Help Book on Earth in 30 Seconds
 

Nice! I love this!

Flirt & Get Richer From Home - Case Study
 

Thanks Tom,

Customer Satisfaction Team members get yelled at, complained to
and generally treated miserably.

But what IF you Used The GOLDEN RULE?

Made them Laugh?

These folks have a LOT of power to help you - IF THEY WANT TO.

Glenn

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Hi,

Last night I was reading an E-book on the Amazon, Fire HD 8 Tablet I bought on
Nov 30, 2016.

Got up in the morning.

Turned it on.

Dead as a Door Nail.

I had recharged it all night.

But even the power button got NOTHING.

So.

I went to my BackOrders at Amazon.com - Clicked on the "Return or Replace"
Button. And it said, "This item is past warranty. Can no longer be replaced."
Not the exact words. But you get the idea.

YIKES.

Next I decided My buddy Jeff Bezos wouldn't let me down. I just needed to talk
to someone "Live".

Clicked down thru the HELP button.

Entered my phone # - and the phone instantly rang. 10:30Pm and I was talking
to Melissa from FL who admitted she works from home - when I heard a kids in
the background.

I Told Melissa 3 Things:

#1 - "As an Amazon PRIME member I'm one of your best customers." And I
needed her help Because I was building a whole website using Photos taken
from my new Amazon Fire (Camera & Video.)

She laughed when I explained how I was posting Before and After Ax and
SledgeHammer log cutting photos at www.BackYardCow.com - and was
Depending on her to Tell JEFF BEZOS this is the First Camera I can use
Successfully because it's so Simple.

#2 - Then I mentioned I had just read that Amazon Reported 50% PROFITS this
quarter. And that I had read Jeff's biography.

Melissa was laughing.

#3 - Finally I explained how I am compiling lots of Lotto Ticket case studies for a
new book on Amazon Kindle. And I needed my Amazon "Fire" to see what the
book looked like on a computer And a tablet.

And explained how if She Gave Lotto tickets to The Cooks at Restaurants where
she eats She might get Extra Food on her plate - sometimes too. Like we do.

Melissa said, "Thanks." And laughingly said, "I'll try that."

Melissa Decided to help me.

When she Checked:

I - She said my "Fire Tablet" was out of stock.

II - She kept looking and Found One. And shipped it to me.

III - Emailed me a shipping label so I don't have to pay S & H to return my
Busted "Amazon Fire" tablet.

So.

(Date Ordered) Nov 30, 2016 to (Date BUSTED) Feb 14, 2017 - meant my Amazon Fire was Beyond The Guarantee.

But a Little Golden Rule Flirting with Melissa
Resulted in a -

89.99 New Amazon Fire Tablet
and
20.00 s & h

109.99

Thanks,
Glenn

The Woo - Woo Side of Flirt Tipping/Paying-It-Forward
 

Thanks Gordon,

A mentor who has Raised 2 Billion dollars for non-profits and charities
has a favorite saying, "The more people I help the luckier I get."

Just Suppose You Could Help Lots of People by Flirt Tipping at Wal-Mart
And Restaurants and other local stores and ATTRACT
Moolah to yourself from ELSEWHERE.

You Draw Your Own Conclusions
but This is What Happened to me This past week.

a - Last week I ordered a 50.00 Box of Super Spinach
Liquid Herb Energy Shots. Intending to Flirt Tip them to Waitresses who need
Extra Energy.

b - I drank one myself to test. And my cold and flu sniffles went away.

c - Told a sick friend MY RESULTS and HE drank one. And said he felt better.

d - I also ordered a 37.00 box of Herbal Wgt Loss Pills that a gal grossing
100 million a yr told me about. Ate 2 and didn't get hungry for 9 hours.
WHOA!

e - Told a guy at a party my Personal NOT HUNGRY Experience & my plan
to feed some of the ladies at all night grocery stores - some of the wgt loss Herb
Pills to build up some Testimonials.

f - Jerry Insisted on trying them. So I went out to the car and Got him
4 herb pills. (Dunno what happened yet - with Jerry.)

g - Plus I tipped 2 waitresses with yellow rubber Ducks

h - Gave the same two ladies a Choice of Getting a Donald Trump BILL
as a tip of a REAL 1.00 Bill. They Chose THE DONALD.

i - Tipped 5 Cooks in The Kitchen With THE DONALD or REAL Dollars.

j - Sent a client a FLYING ELEPHANT for his Wedding Gift
(It has rubber bands inside. When you shoot it against a wall it TRUMPETS
Like a wild Elephant. WISH I could be a Fly on the wall when The WIFE Opens
that gift!)

k - Thanked a New Ezine member Who Sent me 195.00
by Sending HIM a Flying Cow.

l - Total Stranger spent 39.00

m - David - who owns 3 horse farms - who I have not talked to in 10 years
sends me 50.00 for a copywriting book. And Ordered Super Spinach.

AND...

I got Lucky at the Grocery Store Last Night -

SOUP was on Sale - I saved 70 cents per can!

I bought 50 cans - which will last me 6 months or more.

35.00 In My Pocket
cuz I buy soup all
thru the year anyway.

And then.

The Cash Register lady and I got to talking and laughing after I tipped
her a LOTTO ticket.

While I took food OUT of my cart.
She Bagged it and piled it on the counter behind her.

Then she Handed Me Double Bag After Double Plastic Bag
of Canned Soup. LAUGHING because nobody ELSE had ordered so much soup.

When I drove 15 miles to my house
and un-packed.

I found 3 big Pizzas in my pile of food.

I Debated.

Drive back - maybe get the nice lady in trouble.

OR

EAT THE L-U-C-K-Y PIZZA.

I decided to EAT the 3 Pizzas - and bring some of my friends
to that store to shop. Balance things without getting the Cashier in trouble.

I looked up the Pizza Prices - at the store website:

6.99 each pizza X 3 = 21.00

RESULTS -

LUCKY SHOPPING in ONE NITE - 21.00 PLUS 35.00 = 56.00

3 New Buyers - Out of the Blue
All on the SAME Day - Who already spent over 300 bucks.
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ACTION SUMMARY -

Just Sharing the fact that I Get LUCKIER IN ALL DIRECTIONS when I
Pay it Forward and Flirt tip waitresses and clerks and cooks.

AND TALKING about my plans of What to Flirt Tip Next
to people at parties and friends -- Creates Testimonials when They INSIST on
Testing out new products.

WOE
IS
ME.

What can I do if folks INSIST on Buying Stuff I Give Away in my Flirt
tipping?

As Sergeant Friday used to say on the old cop show,
"Just The Facts, ma'am."

Thanks,
Glenn

FLIRT TIPPING - We Meet *Claude*, The Confused Duck
 

Thanks Gordon,

QUESTION -

What do you do when you forget your LOTTO tickets?

ANSWER -

You Write ***Thank You Notes!***

Like this one...

**************

I accompanied a friend to swap out his bottle of Propane.

We go into the office.

One Big Room - with four Desks. a Woman at each desk.

Cute brunette closest to the front door. And she has a 18 inch tall duck in her cubicle. YELLOW Body - ORANGE Beak - Sunglasses, bow tie, Party hat.

My friend is doing his Propane biz.

So I ASK the Girl, "What is your name?"

Then pull out my pen and 3 by 5 cards and Write a
3 by 5 Card Message.

--------------

MaryAnn,

I LUV Your Duck.

What is it's name?

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MARYANN says in a shy voice, "My Duck Doesn't have a name."

I say, "So would it be OK if I suggest a name?"

Maryann says, "OK."

ME - "He looks like a CLAUDE.

Mary Ann says, "I like that name."

Then I look closer.

ME - In a LOUDER VOICE - "OOOOOPS. Claude the Duck is wearing a party hat that says PRINCESS." Do you think Claude is a switch hitter?"

LAUGHTER from the other women in the room.

MaryAnn BLUSHES.

The girl is REALLY shy and won't look at me. She stares into her computer screen.

ME - "Claude or Claudia. Maybe Ole Claude is a Hermaphrodite. Both sexes at the same time."

The other 3 Women at their desks are SMIRKING.

Darting Glances at MaryAnn and me.

The Atmosphere in the room was VERY Quiet and Subdued when we came thru
the front door.

But LOTS of SMILING Faces when we left to get our propane tank filled up.

Except MaryAnn - her face was RED.

Betcha She Gets RAZZED about her Hermaphrodite Duck CLAUDE.

Thanks,
Glenn

Donald Trump 1.00 Bill Tipping Attracts Restaurant Manager
 

Thanks Dien,

Totally new Restaurant.

Inside it's dark. Bar on left. Indirect mood lighting.

Lots of wood, expensive looking carpet.

Pretty Waitresses - in black
and
Handsome young men - all in black

I'm thinking, "Uh oh. This could be expensive."

The Matre-d- comes up to us and asks, "Do you want to sit HIGH or LOW?

WHAT the heck?

Thinking fast - I say, "Low". (High must mean we'd sit on one of those stools
at the bar.)

Sure enough - we are escorted to a "Low" table Surrounded by well dressed
folks sipping wine and beer.

Our Waiter Ted approaches. Hands us a menu.

I Hold up a Fake 50.00 Bill with DONALD TRUMPS smiling face on it
next to a real 1.00 bill. Ask, "Which do you want as a Tip? Donald or a REAL
dollar."

Ted took the 1.00

I Added up the Cheapest Meal
we could possibly order from their Menu. (Half of which is wine and beer.)

10.00 - Soup of the day is a cup of Chili
15.00 for an Appetizer
25.00 for the cheapest Fish dish
8.00 for Dessert
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58.00 PLUS TIP

Yikes.

I Quickly explain - To Ted - "I am a vegetarian."

And order:

3.00 - baked potato - side dish
3.00 Broccoli - side
3.00 Coleslaw - side
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9.00 PLUS Tip (Much better)

First I tipped TED Before the meal.

2nd - I tipped Mike - who brought butter for my baked potato on a
weird looking plate. (Mike Chose the 1.00 over THE DONALD too.)

3rd - I tipped Ted when he came back with our food.

Surprise Result:

THE MANAGER Rushed over to our table.

Apologized.

Explained that they have a SPECIAL MENU - Vegetarian Plate and Vegetarian Lasagna - that is NOT on the usual menu - because it is so seldom asked for.

Very Entertaining.

By Surprising two Waiters with My-CHOOSE-YOUR-TIP
Before-You-Bring-the-food - Golden Rule Tipping Strategy.

We attracted the Attention of the BOSS with only 3 bucks.

Thanks,
Glenn

Trump gets their attention!
 

Glenn, I always appreciate your posts.

I like the Trump dollar examples, and have used the same idea myself, when I was introduced to it by the "Ambassador of Enthusiasm", the late, great, Ira M. Hayes.

Back then, Reagan was president and it was early in his administration. People liked him or they didn't, but he could bring out a smile in just about anyone.

Not so with Trump.

I've never witnessed a country more divided, or angry.

Just before Christmas last year, I was standing in line at a grocery store waiting to check out.

I heard some squabbling behind me.

I turned around to see a see a guy with a Trump hat, "getting it on" with a couple of other guys, who were not happy about his hat. Just then I was hit from behind and shoved out of the way, by someone eager to jump into the action.

I left my basket full of groceries and exited quickly, passing an excited store manager. He was on the phone with the police.

Trump excites people. No doubt about it. At my age, I can't handle that much excitement.

Ron

Hey Ron-I Bought A *MAKE AMERICA GREAT, AGAIN* - Hat
 

I turned around to see a see a guy with a Trump hat, getting it on with a couple of other guys, who were not happy about his hat. Just then I was hit in from behind and shoved out of the way, by someone eager to jump into the action.

Thanks Ron,

When the weather warms up I plan to wear my RED
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN - Baseball cap.

Unlike a "Trump Hat"

I don't think I will have trouble with many Americans. Especially
out here in the boondocks where I live.

The nearest town to me is "BORING, MD."

All of the farmers and small town folks want America to be Great.

Brilliant of Donald Trump to choose a Slogan that is almost Impossible to
Dis-agree with.

AND to Shove the knife in - During the Campaign - with that word, "AGAIN."

If I Have any Memorable HAT ADVENTURES
I'll share them.

Thanks,
Glenn

My Waitress Calls --BEHEADING-- ***The Good Stuff***
 

Thanks Ron,

At a New Restaurant I asked my Waitress, Annette, "Do you mind if I tip
you Before you bring my food?"

Annette - "I don't mind. Nobody has ever done that before."

Big Screen TV's seem to be in
more and more Restaurants here in Maryland.

***I saw an Ad for Maybelline Eyelashes. Lashes So Big You Could FLY with
those babies.

***A Gladiator Contest - Called "Cooking Redemption." Where restaurant
chefs are TORTURED. The sound was off. But by their facial Expressions
these cooks would have PREFERRED getting eaten by lions.

***Then a NEW Cooking SHOW Announcement:

"Kids Baking Championship"

Annette and I were friendly after some 1.00 Bill Tipping. So I told her, "I used
to do a lot of baking for dessert. But my two Brothers were Tough critics."

"What Do YOU Enjoy doing when you're not waitressing?"

Annette said, "I Enjoy my EMT Job at the Fire Department."

ME - "Oh boy. I've always wanted to Slide down one of those Fire Poles!"

Annette Laughed. "IT IS FUN."

ME - "I know an EMT in Atlanta, GA who sees lots of arms and Legs torn off.
And people BEHEADED in car Accidents."

Annette - "Oh, he gets the GOOD STUFF!"

We discussed the fact that NOTHING bothers her - so far.

Then I asked, "Well, since nothing really Bad happens here. What's the
WEIRDEST thing you've seen - so far?

Annette - "A woman driving home after work - on a straight, flat road. Told us
that the road Kinked. And when she turned she went thru a fence. Ended up
in a horse pasture.

"When I got there - her car was Surrounded by horses. Looking in the
car windows at her. We had to call the farm owner to clear the horses out -
before we could get her out of the car."

Thanks,
Glenn

Flirt Tipping w/*Yellow Ducky* in Grocery Store Gets WEIRD
 

Thanks Dien,

The Grocery Store where I shop no longer allows "Tipping."
Or so the Cashiers inform me when I try to give them a LOTTO ticket.

What to do.

Hmmm.

Improvise.

One guy ahead of me as I approach the check out register. Little brunette
girl with no name tag.

I pull a Yellow Rubber SQUEEK Duck and a LED Key-Chain-Laser Lite
out of my pocket.

Then Ask, "What is Your Name?

"Anna."

ME - "Ok, Anna. Are You Feeling Adventurous tonight?"

Anna - "Sure."

ME - I flash the LED in her eyes - whilst Simultaneously SQUEAKING
my little Yellow Ducky - LOUDLY.

ME - "Which one would you like as a TIP?"

Anna grabs the Duck.

SQUEAK

Squeak

SQUEAK.

The Manager comes over.

Another Cashier shows up. Looks over Anna's shoulder.

A Cashier with a Nose and Lip Ring appears.

One

Two

Three

Four

Five young women are standing behind Anna - Looking at ME.

Suave and Debonair - I say, "What?"

Anna says, "Oh, this isn't about you. All these girls want to steal my baby.
Want to see his pictures? He's 4 months old."

The Girls ooh and ahh and crowd around.

Anna shows her photos to them and then me.

"Here's Edward last night.

"And then this morning.

"And here he is yesterday.

"On the floor."

"In his crib."

YIKES, she went on and on.

ME - Light Bulb! "Oh, that's why you chose the Squeaky Duck."

Anna - "Yes, Edward will LOVE IT. Thank you, Sir."

Whew.

6 Girls to 1 of me.

Had me worried there for a moment.

Thanks,
Glenn

Donald Ducky Flirt Tipping Gets Us INSTANT Service at The Bank
 

Thanks Gordon,

Today I went to the Bank with a friend who said her Identity was stolen.

Her account and card were frozen.

So we rush to the bank and since I had been told by Bank Managers
Previously - not to Tip the Bank Tellers with Cash - I brought some
Donald Trump Moolah.

Same old story:

Hurry Up and Wait.

My friend Teresa was told, "You'll have to wait. The Bank Manager is talking to
another customer."

But I walked up to the bank tellers and handed each girl a 50.00 Bill
with DONALD TRUMPS Smiling face on it.

Said, "Have you seen the New Donald Trump Munny? This is for you."

And Suddenly NO-MORE-WAITING!

Teresa was asked a bunch of questions. Quickly discovered that her identity
was not stolen. But her credit card was hacked.

They cancelled her current card. Issued her a new card.
And we Were Done!

So I pulled two Little Yellow Ducky's out of my pocket.

Handed them to the Bank Tellers and told them, "Here is your Thank you
Reward for Helping us."

And to the sound of

QUACK

SQUEAK

QUACK and laughter we walked out.

Thanks,
Glenn

So many ways to "flirt tip!" :)
 

Hi Glenn,

I like how it seems you can "flirt tip" with ANYTHING positive!

Dollar bills, scratch-it lottery tickets, Donald Trump $50 bills, little yellow ducks, flying cows...!

Is it possible to "flirt tip" electronically - e.g., by email?

Enjoying all I've learned from you, Glenn!

Best wishes,

Dien

Sent 20 Yellow Duckeys to Multi-Millionaire Who Flipped 900 Houses
 

Hi Glenn,

I like how it seems you can "flirt tip" with ANYTHING positive!

Dollar bills, scratch-it lottery tickets, Donald Trump $50 bills, little yellow ducks, flying cows...!

Is it possible to "flirt tip" electronically - e.g., by email?

Enjoying all I've learned from you, Glenn!

Best wishes,

Dien

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Thanks Dien,

Good question.

I Flirt Tip constantly by email And by using my F-r-e-e 2-day shipping
Amazon account.
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Email First - Go to your PayPal account.

Send a Thank you note
plus a Valuable Link to a book or Report or article to your top 1% clients.

Cost?

1.00 each

The Subject line says, "You have Money!"

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Amazon Prime lets me
send out Little Yellow Duckies
and Flying Elephants - 2 Day - F-r-e-e Shipping.

What does The 60 year old Multi-M*illionaire Gal I sent
20 Little Yellow Duckies to -at the giant cost of 7 bucks - Say?

"Thank you so much for my rubber duckies I absolutely love them."

Thanks,
Glenn

P.S. - And - Of Course - I challenged her to use her "Little Yellow Duckies"
to PASS My GOLDEN RULE TEST at www.NLPBrainBuzz.com

Or in a s*ale or a Speech or to Tip Waiters and clerks.

And email me - [email protected] - what happens.

P.P.S. - Bored Multi-M*illionaires LOVE a Challenge. If it's fun and they make
munny while doing it.

Proof Big Restaurants Don't Train Their Managers or Waiters
 

Thanks Dien,

I won't mention the name of this Restaurant.

But this is not the 1st time
a Big Restaurant Chain has Skipped telling us about
the Discounts and Special Offers they Offer As Standard Practice.

We all sit down and order at one of the big Fast Food Pizza
restaurant chains.

Drinks.

The meal.

Refills.

Dessert.

I Flirt Tip Our Waitress with a TRUMP DOLLAR and a Yellow Ducky.

She says NOTHING.

(EDITORS NOTE - Perhaps her tip is higher without the 10% Discount?)

We go to pay at the Cash Register.

I Flirt tip the Manager a LED KeyChain Light.

Show Jennie how to turn it on and lock it.

Suddenly she Tells the Senior Citizens in our Group they get
10% off their meals - ANY TIME they come in.

And F-r-e-e Coffee.

GOOD GRIEF!

What did we just Discover?

This chain of Restaurants DOES NOT Tell their older customers
about the senior citizen discount UNLESS YOU Flirt tip the manager!

Is this Bad Training?
or
Corporate Policy?

Probably makes the Company Additional MILLIONS in profits each year.

Thanks,
Glenn

"Real Value" gets attention... I think...
 

Hi Glenn,

These are great ideas! (Sending PayPal money, or sending presents from Amazon with free shipping...)

I'm gonna try 'em... Great stuff!

I think one thing is these have "real" value... So nobody else does this. Which will make it "stick out" compared to anything anybody else is doing...!

Best wishes,

Dien

Re: Read EVERY Self-Help Book on Earth in 30 Seconds
 

Nice ideas dude! I also do this by Sending PayPal money, or sending presents from Amazon with free shipping- TY

Jobless Client - Why #1 Realtor is Paying Him 1000's in Referral Fees
 

Thanks Dien,

IF You THUNK there might be more to this "Flirt & Grow Richer"
LOTTO TICKET stuff - you waz Right.

JUST SUPPOSE -

You have no money but want to Get The #1 Realtor in a brokerage
near you to PAY You 1000's in Referral Fees?

How would you go about that?

Here's ONE way to do it.

#1 - Jerry Passed my Golden Rule LOTTO ticket tipping test.
Proving he can S*ELL (give away) Moolah. AND Take Action.

#2 - Jerry and I spent a couple hours on the phone and I Find Out
he is ALREADY going the extra mile - to help a local Top Realtor in her business.

Without P*ay.

#3 - And he Would LUV to get P*aid for Bringing her Business.

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STEP I - Jerry goes to his #1 realtor friend and gets a paragraph or two
on paper - describing what HE DOES and What SHE Does in a Joint Venture
And What Jerry Gets When he brings her Home owners who want help selling
their houses.

STEP II - Jerry LIKES to talk to people face to face. So we Chose a Proven
Strategy that another Top Realtor Uses to Turn FSBO (For sale by owner)
prospects into clients.

STEP III - With 100% of my past clients - when we Create a PRE-HEAT or
GREED Page for them - they DOUBLE their S*ales. So this is a WIN-WIN for Jerry AND Jesse Both.

STEP IV - What's in it for me? (In my Experience when you DOUBLE S*ales
for a Business owner - 1 of 2 things happen:

#1 - They say, "I'll pay you to do that Again!"

OR

#2 - They stop talking to you. Don't even say, "Thanks." IN WHICH Case I
don't want to work with them.

BUT ALWAYS - A Competitor or someone Else I Never Met Before Calls me up
and says, "I want to hire you to help me like you did Mr X."

So -

No matter What - THIS IS FUN.

And ***Something wonderfully PROFITABLE will come from this.***

***********
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Here is what is hidden in the following
Script.

#1 - Oregon Realtor FSBO Strategy
that turned a newbie realtor into the #2 Realtor

#2 - Dr to Dr Question that built
two different B*illion D*ollar Direct
S*ales Companies - for husband-wife team (GA and TX)

#3 - PRE-HEAT Page - Idea from 426 Mil Mentor (TX)
Who Started, Built/s*old 4 Companies - stored wealth in real estate

#4 - ("Jamie's Top Secret 10 Questions Page) Adapted from a mentor
who S*ells 800,000.00 INFO to customers worth 100 Mil each (While competitors p*rices are 350K)

#5 - Invisible Sales Question - used to Create 1 B*illion of Insurance Sales
by a mentor.

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A - "Hi. I'd like to Give you this LOTTO TICKET...

(HAND them a LOTTO Ticket.)

(EDITORS NOTE - If the home owner Interrupts to SCRATCH his lotto ticket THAT IS GOOD.)

B - "AND a 1000.00 in Your Pocket
-Right Now- for Talking to me for
a couple minutes."

(Hand them the 1 page LED Report)

(EDITORS NOTE - If the home owner Interrupts to ASK, "Where is my 1000 Bucks?" THAT IS GREAT. Tell them.)

C - "The REASON For my Visit?
(Why am I here knocking on your door?)

My Mentor Has S*old 900 Homes
in 5 Years.

(HAND them the PRE-HEAT Pages
of 900 Homes S*old)

((EDITORS NOTE - If the home owner Interrupts to POINT and ASK, "How many Houses like MINE has Jesse S*old - THAT IS GOOD.)

D - AND Jesse has Figured out
10 Strategies to deal with NEW Laws
and NEW Technology - that will HELP
You s*ell your house faster.

(Hold Up and SHOW them the "Jesse 10 SECRET Sheet")

E - WITH YOUR PERMISSION...

I - (Hold up an LED Bulb) I'd like to Show you how you can POCKET
1000's - right now. By Switching to LED Bulbs.

II - (Hold Up the 10 Real Estate Secrets PAGE) AND SHARE with you Jesse's
"10 Secrets For Fast Virginia Real Estate S*ales"

F - Based on what I've just TOLD You
wouldn't you AGREE that what I've
shared with you -- SO FAR -- wouldn't have
to be HALF THIS GOOD to be worth - discussing Further?


Thanks,
Glenn
Millionaire Mastermind Marketing Association

P.S. - Warning. We have a WARPED Sense of humor.

So.

Do not visit this new website I've had my webmaster Chris put up
UNTIL
AFTER
You have
Successfully
FLIRT TIPPED
and
Given Away a few Instant Scratch Off LOTTO TICKETS.

The website might make you FEEL DIZZY.

You don't want that to happen to you.

(EDITORS NOTE - I've Proven to myself (By Adapting a 5000 yr old idea)
that YOU CAN Skim off a little
of your Extra Energy every day - and GET STRONGER and SMARTER Every Day.)

www.BackYardCow.com

How Jerry Used Flirt Tipping to REFER HIMSELF To a Client-Prospect
 

Thanks Gordon,

Successful SALESMANSHIP.

You know how all the books about S*ELLING say, "It's Important to make people
LIKE you."

But don't explain How to do that.

Well.

Lotto ticket Flirt Tipping can help put you in the "LIKE" category.

When done well.

But it's Important to keep in mind that - even if you EXPECT Great Results -
you often get nothing Extra when LOTTO ticket tipping this way.

But when you GET Rapport and your waiter or waitress
LIKES YOU - then all kinds of good things happen.

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Hey Glenn,

So i have a new testimonial for ya!

A few days ago i went out to eat with just me and my son. I went to Olive Garden
to take advantage of their "unlimited meal". That is where you can choose from
their dishes and eat all you can for $14.99.

So i started the meal off with telling the waitress that i tip a little different then
she is use to and i thanked her for coming over to assist me and my son and i
gave her $2 Lucky Dog Doubler lotto ticket and a $1 gold coin(only had one) and
told her i hope she wins the $25,000.

She was shocked and said thanks like 5 times.

I noticed i got a few looks from the tables around me at that point. I also over heard the table next to me talking shop about real estate investing.

So i told the waitress i couldn't decide if i wanted a salad or soup to start and
finally i chose the chicken gnocchi soup and the spaghetti.

I didn't order anything for my son because he is 3 years old and i wasn't sure if
he was going to eat anything. The waitress brought over our waters and i tipped
her a $1 and she seemed surprised and thanked me again.

Shortly after that she brought my soup and bread sticks and i tipped her another $1 and she thanked me again.

Then i got my first bonus as she brought me a salad and said since i was having
trouble deciding between the soup and salad she thought she would bring me
both :O) I tipped her another $1.

My son started eating the bread sticks so i asked for some more of those and
more soup which was brought promptly! I tipped another $1.

My spaghetti then came and i ate about 1/2 and my son ate some as well. I then
ordered the fett alfredo and tipped another $1 when that came out.

i ate about 1/2 of that and ordered a lasagna. By that time i was completely
stuffed and couldn't eat anymore so i asked for a to go container.

Technically you are not supposed to bring any food to go with the all you can eat
but the waitress was so happy at this point she was more then willing to bring
me a to go box for my left over spaghetti , fett alfredo , a full order of uneaten
lasagna , a little container for the left over chicken gnocchi soup a bag full of
bread sticks and a handful of the andi's candies mints that they give out at the
end of the meal that i love so much.

So the real estate investors next to me watched this all go down and sparked up
a conversation with me and since i do the same thing i was able to make a great
contact and get a referral for a real estate attorney.

So to recap for about $30 in total i ate soup , salad, bread sticks, spaghetti, Fett
Alfredo , lasagna and fed my son. And took home enough food to have 2nds for
my son and I and completely feed my wife.

So basically 5 meals.

And i got a great contact and referral name that who knows could be worth how
much down the road! Not too bad huh ?

Dependably yours,

Jerry

How To Make an Appointment w/LOTTO TICKET Drip Irrigation POEMS
 

Thanks Dien,

A new Restaurant opened nearby.

I like the way the Chef Cooks.

Decided I'd like to meet him.

ACTUALLY.

I decided to use Lotto Ticket Grabbers and
Complimentary - Thank You Note Poems to GREASE the way -
BEFORE We meet.

Poem #1 - with a LOTTO Ticket stapled on top.

Ode To Chef Ryan

There once was a Chef Named Ryan,
Who Cooked Real Good w/Out Tryin',
Said He, "Give Me a Test,"
"I'll Prove I'm The Best,"
Eat My Cooking & You Feel Like FLYING!

Thanks,
Glenn

Poem #2 in Chef Continuity Lotto Poetry System
 

Thanks Dien,

Ok.

Poem #2 -

There once was a Chef Named Ryan Who Cooks,
As Great as Emma Watson Looks,

One Day While Out Hunting,
Chef Ryan Shot a Fish,

Then instead of Falling Back and Punting,
He Cooked a Delicious Dish.

His Shot-with-a-Gun Fish-Dish Got So Popular,
The #'s on The Cash Register Began to Blur,

Fish-Face Hats and Aprons Sold so Fast,
That The Restaurant Wall got Knocked out and a Vast,

Swimming Pool Was Built Next Door,
So Folks Could Fling Their Fishing Lures,
Right From The Dining Room Floor,

And Thus a Chef Ryan Fish Recipe Book,
S*old "off-the-chain or "Off-The-Hook,

But They Tell Me Chef Ryan has Forsook,
Fishing with a Gun - Now He is just a Cook.

As Told to Chef Ryan's
Chief Scrivener - Glenn

Thanks,
Glenn

Fart Truck Poem - Lotto Ticket Poem Tip - for my Trash Men
 

Thanks Dien,

As a Young Whippersnapper I've worked a lot of lousy jobs.

Gives me Empathy for other folks.

Like the guys who have to get up at 4 am in order
to pick up our Garbage at 8 am

Not sure I am Striking The Right TONE HERE.

My Only GOAL is to get a LAUGH.

What do you guys think?

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FART TRUCK POEM

If a Trash Truck Could Fart,

Newspapers out it's Back End,

You Guys PaperCuts Would Be Off The Charts,

Plus a Stinky Wind Might Send,

Bottles and Cans in Parts,

Flying at You Like Darts,

You Trash Guys would Need Masks,

To Complete Your Tasks,

Plus Armor and a Shield,

Or You'd Risk Getting Killed.

Thanks,
Glenn

Lotto ticket Stapled to top of 8 by 10 Poem Page.

Disney Smoke Munny Making Secret w/LOTTO Ticket Grabber
 

Thanks Dien,

Just Suppose someone sent you a Series of one page THANK YOU Letters.

Each one with a LOTTO TICKET Stapled on top.

Each one a Silly Poem.

Silly Poems MIXED WITH Proven Ideas that are Already Making Other
Restaurant owners - Literally MILLIONS of D*ollars?

And
the
Writer
of these
ONE PAGE GEMS
is a Customer
Who is tipping
Your Waiters and Waitresses to
BRING
each Thank you note
back to You - Mr CHEF - In The Kitchen.

WHAT
WILL
HAPPEN?

I dunno.

But whatever happens
it's Gonna Be GREAT.

(EDITORS NOTE - My Years of Disney Research Shows they
--ON PURPOSE-- put Restaurants btwn 3 or 4 Busy "Customer Filled Entertainment Rides - and literally BLOW FRAGRANT SMOKE at 1000's of hungry people.)

(Which is The REASON WHY Disney's 100's of Restaurant have LONG LINES waiting to get in. With all these hungry folks thinking Their Decision to EAT THERE was all Their Idea!)

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Disney Restaurant
Moolah Magic for Chef Bryan

Chef Bryan Has No Golf Course Next Door,
Nor Barbecue Pits on the Patio Floor,
To Tantalize Paddle Boat Patrons from the Shore,

Or Blow Fragrant Smoke at SteamShips on the Canal,
Or Ferris Wheel Screamers overhead - But AnyHow,

Chef Bryan CAN Blow Kitchen Smoke out Front,
To Get People Inside - Not a Stunt,

Please Keep This Disney SECRET Under Your Hat,
We've Tested it with Clients and Have it Down Pat,
Small Restaurant Seats Fill Up in Nothing Flat,

You Ask, "Whazzat?,
Kitchen Air Duct To Front Walk & That is That,

What do YOU Cook that You Can Fan,
Out Front To The Sidewalk? The Plan,
Borrow an Idea from Disney - They are THE MAN.

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Thanks,
Glenn

P.S. - Remember the Magic Words, "WHO CARES?"

You might not wanna take credit for YOUR IDEAS.

Instead Name Drop an ALREADY FAMOUS Brand or Super Star
and give Them the credit for the idea.

T.S. Eliot would probably have something to say about it... :)
 

Glenn,

All I have to say is... T.S. Eliot is probably looking down from the heavens in jealousy...! ;)

Best wishes,

Dien

I'm a poet, and no one knows it... :)
 

Glenn, that's great stuff
No matter how much I read, it ain't enough

I keep learning from your writings
All those new ideas, they keep biting

One day my poems will start to amaze
But for now, just agree to feeling dazed... :)

Best wishes!

Dien