My fav is...

Friends romans countrymen lend me your ears.
What's in the bag?
Ears.

There is also...

I'm Brian and so's my wife

There's no messiah here, a mess maybe but no messiah

He's not the messiah he's just a very naughty boy

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gldlyTjXk9A

Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help! I'm being repressed!

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o76WQzVJ434

Michael Ross