I'm already fed up w/ the coverage and it's only been a tad over 24 hours.

Within a couple of hours guys at work were reading Text message Jokes off their phones.

So Farrah Fawcett is killed by Treatment like so many others whose cause of death is called Cancer. Medical Death.

Wacko Jacko's doctor - why was he at the home in the 1st place - is now apparently missing. Oopsy. Did he do something that caused the death? Will he be forever known as the man who Killed Michael Jackson? Easy enough to start that rumor.

In other news... Bob Nobody died today. Noone gave a sheet, except his remaining relos. Not even the country he fought for in the war gave a sheet. They just hit his estate with Death Duty. Fuggers!

Pollies will love the Jacko thing. It means they won't have to try too hard to Hide their civil liberty infringing shenanigans from the plebs - the plebs will be nicely distracted by the Jacko Hysteria which will surely be greater than that of Big Boobs Smith or Michael Hutchence sex death thing.

Yawn. Is the game on yet?

Michael Ross