French Fry Mystery - How I *Accidentally* Turned a Guys Brain into SCRAMBLED EGGS
Thanks Gordon/Dien,
Appreciate your Help Figuring out what I did - by Accident.
LOCATION -
Fast food Restaurant.
An elderly man and his wife are sitting in a booth WATCHING.
I ordered.
Then Handed out 3 LOTTO tickets to the Cooks.
Got a Free Chocolate Shake.
Nobody won.
Handed out 3 More.
Guy won a buck.
2nd cook won 4 Bucks.
High Fives.
Multiple Fist bumps.
I get a Free Order of Fries.
My Baked potato is Hard as a Rock. Microwaved to DEATH. I ask for another.
NO MORE Already cooked. 45 Minutes.
I said, "Ok. I will wait."
I get a second order of Free Fries - WHILE I WAIT.
I am stuffing Fries in my mouth from 3 Different containers.
Cooks coming out to my Table.
Back and forth.
Old, Bent over guy and wife Leave. I watch out the window. My Truck full of
groceries is next to their Car.
WTF.
The old Guy Empties a Bag full of Fries on The Short Cut Grass. They BOUNCE.
I am AGOG.
Incredulous.
Speechless.
Re-enters car.
Dumps another container of Fries on Grass. They bounce and spread out in a circle.
Back into Car.
Empties a 3rd Container of Fries on the Grass.
Goes back and Does it a Fourth time.
I call one of my Friendly Cooks over. WE WATCH out the Glass Window.
A Seagull Swoops in.
1, 2, 3 Crows land on a nearby Tree.
7 Crows and a Seagull are FEASTING on Fries.
3 ladies come into the Restaurant.
I come over to the cooks behind the counter and say, "There are 7 Crows Eating
your Fries out there now."
One of the ladies Yells at me, "Don't forget Mr Seagull. He is Important."
What the Heck. Everybody is Getting into it.
OK.
I feel like I have entered the TWILIGHT ZONE.
Any ideas on how I Turned this Guys
Brain into Scrambled Eggs?
Thought I would SHARE
what happens when you don't have a Specific Goal
And UNCONSCIOUSLY -
Apply Chase Hughes CONFUSION Technique
Plus
The "Variable Rewards" Method - Vegas Casinos use to Create BERSERK GAMBLING ADDICTION.
WHEW.
Thanks,
Glenn
Last edited by Glenn : November 12, 2025 at 03:43 PM.
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