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Old November 12, 2025, 03:38 PM
Glenn Glenn is offline
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Default French Fry Mystery - How I *Accidentally* Turned a Guys Brain into SCRAMBLED EGGS

Thanks Gordon/Dien,

Appreciate your Help Figuring out what I did - by Accident.

LOCATION -

Fast food Restaurant.

An elderly man and his wife are sitting in a booth WATCHING.

I ordered.

Then Handed out 3 LOTTO tickets to the Cooks.

Got a Free Chocolate Shake.

Nobody won.

Handed out 3 More.

Guy won a buck.
2nd cook won 4 Bucks.

High Fives.
Multiple Fist bumps.

I get a Free Order of Fries.

My Baked potato is Hard as a Rock. Microwaved to DEATH. I ask for another.

NO MORE Already cooked. 45 Minutes.

I said, "Ok. I will wait."

I get a second order of Free Fries - WHILE I WAIT.

I am stuffing Fries in my mouth from 3 Different containers.

Cooks coming out to my Table.

Back and forth.

Old, Bent over guy and wife Leave. I watch out the window. My Truck full of
groceries is next to their Car.

WTF.

The old Guy Empties a Bag full of Fries on The Short Cut Grass. They BOUNCE.

I am AGOG.
Incredulous.
Speechless.

Re-enters car.

Dumps another container of Fries on Grass. They bounce and spread out in a circle.

Back into Car.

Empties a 3rd Container of Fries on the Grass.

Goes back and Does it a Fourth time.

I call one of my Friendly Cooks over. WE WATCH out the Glass Window.

A Seagull Swoops in.

1, 2, 3 Crows land on a nearby Tree.

7 Crows and a Seagull are FEASTING on Fries.

3 ladies come into the Restaurant.

I come over to the cooks behind the counter and say, "There are 7 Crows Eating
your Fries out there now."

One of the ladies Yells at me, "Don't forget Mr Seagull. He is Important."

What the Heck. Everybody is Getting into it.

OK.

I feel like I have entered the TWILIGHT ZONE.

Any ideas on how I Turned this Guys
Brain into Scrambled Eggs?

Thought I would SHARE
what happens when you don't have a Specific Goal
And UNCONSCIOUSLY -

Apply Chase Hughes CONFUSION Technique
Plus
The "Variable Rewards" Method - Vegas Casinos use to Create BERSERK GAMBLING ADDICTION.

WHEW.

Thanks,
Glenn

Last edited by Glenn : November 12, 2025 at 03:43 PM. Reason: spelling
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