I'm at a loss...

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http://www.ebayhotsheets.com/ebay.php

Scott S.

[MMacGillivray]

Good one, Scott - just as I'm about to bake a batch of pancakes for the shop you point me in the direction of someone who's made a markup I can only dream of



Margaret

You can bet I'm going to pay closer attention to my meals from now on!

Who knows what might be hidden deep in that pile of mashed potatoes!!

'Scuze me, I think the skillet's hot. Got a batch of pancakes to whip up myself.

Pete

Dear Scott,

Thanks.

GOOD ONE.

Here's one I actually bought.

I spoke to both husband (Who makes the ShotGun Shell Earrings and 30-06 Shell Casing Ink Pens) and the wife. Who does all the orders and s & h.

Nice folks.

When my customers drag me into sports bars and restaurants like Hooters.

Now.

I'm ready.

I hand the Barmaid or WAitress a pair of RED ShotGun Shell Earrings.

Tell them, "IF you wear these earrings while I'm eating here. I'll give them to you."


Every time I've done this I've met every single Waitress in the place.

All grinning at me.

Thanks,
Glenn

P.S. - Here's the link to one of their *ShotGun Shell Earring* Ebay auctions...

http://cgi.ebay.com/12-ga-Shotgun-Sh...QQcmdZViewItem