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Old March 10, 2024, 11:29 PM
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Default 2000 Year Old Hamburger Recipe Got HELP From 3 Store Clerks

Thanks Gordon,

I Walked into a Grocery store today.

Couldn't Find The PINE NUTS.

So I walked back to where I had Passed two Young MEN - Barely Working.

And a Pretty Woman - on her knees Shelving BONE BROTH.

Chicken and Beef.

YUCK.

So I said, "I'm Trying to Find PINE NUTS to Test a 2000 Year Old HAMBURGER
RECIPE that the Roman Empire Fed to their Soldiers. Must Be GREAT to Keep
Soldiers Happy. Do You Folks sell PINE NUTS?

The 2 College Guys Looked at each other.

Laughed and then SHRUGGED.

One said, "Aisle 5 I think."

The Older Woman - who turned out to be a Manager.

JUMPED OFF The Floor.

Said, "I Know exactly where They are. Please Come Back and TELL Me How
Your HAMBURGER Turns out."

This woman was BORED. Which I took advantage of.

And her Knees Hurt.
Cuz She quit kneeling and sat on her Butt on the floor.

But she Walked me to the Correct aisle.

HANDED me a Bag of Pine Nuts.

I Know for a Fact - Cuz I tested.

IF I hadn't Used a 2000 YEAR OLD TWIST On a Regular Hamburger to GRAB ATTENTION.

I Would Be LUCKY if I even Got a Clerk to POINT me in the Right Direction.

Thanks,
Glenn

Now I have to find a Replacement for FISH SAUCE.

And I have No Intention of Wrapping my hamburger in Pig or Cow STOMACH
before I Cook it.
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Old March 11, 2024, 11:29 PM
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Default How a 101 Year Old Woman BlackMailed 3 Husbands

Thanks Gordon/Dien,

I Learned this from a WORLD FAMOUS surgeon.

You'd Recognize him. But he asked me not to use his name.

WHY?

He is Already in Trouble at one Hospital where he Practices. He Shared
with me - The THOUSAND YEAR OLD idea in the P.S. - Below.

In 5 Minutes a day - His Patients And the Patients of other Surgeons
They TOLD - NO LONGER Needed Surgery.

The other "Doctors" want him gone.

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Dear Friend,

Thanks to my habit of LISTENING to Really Old People, Like 100 or more.

I got in Big Trouble with a Former BEAN COUNTING Boss.

Who Knew?

He personally went over the phone logs for the Physical Plant. This was the
Building all of the Maintenance and Janitorial Services worked out of for the
University.

One Day - I had spent 4 Hours on ONE PHONE CALL. (The University had bought
up 1000 New Apartments. But Didn't move the Older Tenants. So I Got Friendly
with some Very Old Folks.)

After The LONG PHONE Call in My Office
I Got Called in and yelled at.

DID NOT tell My Boss that during that 4 hours a 90 yr old Man Told Me How he
got his Entire Jewish Family out of Natzi Germany.

Millions of Jews in Concentration Camps.
Or just Shot. Walter uses His Brain.

Just Walked out.

Or I should say - Walked AND Rode Trains out of Germany.

How Did Walter got On a series of Trains out of German?. Right past 100’s of German Soldiers and Guards.

He Waited until The End of the Day. Gestapo who stand all day At Train Stations
were TIRED. They ignored his family.

Walter understood Human Nature.

Which Leads me to Miss Cassie.

Cassiopia was 101 When we Met.

I Was Asked to Visit her to Solve a Problem The Entire Maintenance Staff couldn’t Fix.

One Entire 2 Story wall of her house was Windows. A Complicated Series of
Curtains adjusted the amount of light in the ART GALLERY ROOM.

And nobody could Get The Light Adjusted to Satisfy her.

ME - I Listened to Her Problem.

Told Her "ART GOT ME IN TROUBLE."

I Splained - how I Got Called to The Principals Office because of ART.

Melissa was supposed to help me with my Paper Machete Cat. She Had The FAST FINGERS. I was Slow.

Instead she created a Standing Cat Figure. When You Moved The Cats Tail up
and Down a Huge SchwantzTucker Shot out from Between The Cats Legs.

Melissa was a pretty red-head. So I didn’t Mind too Much. Although I Did Get a D in Art that term.

Cassie Loved my Sad Tale.

Put her head back and Giggled.

Then actually Cackled. Like a Witch on TV.

And We Got Along Like a House Afire after that.

While I Manipulated The Curtains - Cassie Studied her 1/2 painted Canvas on the Easle.

Back and forth.

To and fro.

Up and Down.

Very Slow.

It took Us Hours to Get The Light Perfect.

AND while we were Adjusting Curtains. Cassie ONE UPPED Me with Her Triple Blackmail Story.

Cassie Loved BAD BOY Artists and Painters in Paris, France.

But she knew she couldn’t Trust them.

So while working as an Assistant to a Famous Artist/Painter - She Studied and
helped Him With his Experiments with Light And Pignents.

And Together the two of them Re-Discovered an Ancient Painting Technique from The Middle Ages.

HOWEVER.

The Lazy Famous Painter Got Cassie to Do All of The Pigment Preparation. And
SHE Discovered one of the Ingrediants had to be FRESH. Or it didn’t mix properly
with the other Paint Ingrediants.

So After a few years of FAME with Painter #1 -
Cassie got Suspicious.
Hired a Detective Agency.

Got photos of Her BAD BOY Husband with his Mistress.

Got a Bunch of money in the Divorce.

And While Husband #1 saw his STAR Dim. And Sink because none of his Paintings had the Magic PIZZAZZ anymore.

Cassie Married Talented BAD BOY Painter #2 - Who was Eager to Get Rich using the MAGIC Pigment Discovery.

And his Paintings started to sell for Big Bucks too.

With Lots of money in The Bank, Cassie hired a Permanent Detective.

Husband #2 was Really Bad. Hired an Assistant to help Cassie Mix the Paints. After he was SURE he knew her Secret. He Divorced Her!

BIG MISTAKE. Cassie knew and Hid Her SECRET from The "Assistant."
So big OOOOPSS.

Husband #2 Had to Pay to Avoid going to Court. He didn't want Pics of Him and several young women Cavorting btwn the sheets - to GO PUBLIC.

Cassie got Richer.
Husband #2 Paid Cassie a TON Of Money.

Husband #3 - Was another BAD BOY - Talented Painter. But with came up with a NEW WRINKLE.

Cassie Made Husband #3 Rich too.

AND soon Suspected he was Sleeping around.

But her Detective Said, “No.”

So Cassie Hired Detective #2 (From Outside Paris) to Investigate Detective #1.

(BACK at her Mansion) - Really Enjoying herself - Cassie insisted I sit down and Join her for some Wine.

I Hate The Stuff.

But Cassie may have gotten a bit tipsy - at age 101 my guess is
it doesn't take much.

I Told her I Didn’t like the Taste. So she lined up a row of tiny Shot Glasses. Laughed each time I took a Sip.

I Tried to Entertain her. Made a Different face each time.

Cassie Told me Detective #2 Discovered Detective #1 Was Blackmailing Husband
#3. And in return for a Monthly Cash Fee - He Agreed not to Report the Truth To Cassie.

HOWEVER.

Detective #2 Discovered Detective #1 had a Mistress. And a Girlfriend in 2 different cities. And his Wife Didn’t know.

Cassie then Got Fresh New Pics of Husband #3 - from Detective #2. Divorced him. Got a Huge Pile of Dinero.

And Reported Detective #1 to his Agency. Got him Fired.

And Forwarded photos to The Wife of Detective #1.

And Then Cassie Left the Country.

Came to the USA and Started painting herself.

BIG SMILE.

Cassie says, “And at 101 nobody but me knows MY SECRET.”

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**********
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Old March 12, 2024, 04:16 PM
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Default Taylor Swift Cult Creates 100's of Ai Ads

Thanks Dien/Gordon,

Turns out the Super Bowl HACKERS who Created X-Rated Images of Taylor
Next to Footballers - Got the idea from Her Swifties.

I Found a PINTEREST Page
Made by Swifties with 100's of Fake Pics of Taylor In "Romance Novel" Type Poses.

By Googling “Taylor Swift Ai Pics”.

You can SEE what I Mean.

You will See 100’s of FAN VERSIONS of Taylor Swift Album Covers.

With ODD Looking Versions of Taylors FACE Looking back at you.

Kinda’ Creepy.

WHAT IS GOING ON?

Below are Examples of a Copywriting Technique that Triggers Endorphins in Readers Brains.

You Travel Into Readers Brains Using What SCIENTISTS Call, “Brain Neurons” - Which ByPass The Brain. Create Knee Jerk - Emotional Responses.

HOW
DO
WE
DO
THAT?

Imitate Taylor and You Can DRUG READERS TOO.

You Drug Readers By Using “Word Pictures” that Are Commonly Experienced.

Taylor Has Become a Billionaire Thru Mostly Lyrics in her Music Sales.

3 Examples:

I - “Better Than Revenge” - Most Women Have Had a Boyfriend or Crush STOLEN from Them.

II - “Cruel Summer” - Taylor Talks about Sneaking in The Back Door. Using The Garden Gate. After a Date her Parents Don’t approve of.

III - “I can See You” Is a Song about Fantasizing What You Might Do with Your CRUSH at School…

(I see You. What if I Touched You? What if I Shoved You Against The Wall in School, Nobody will Ever Know… Hints about What comes next.)

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Brain-Neuron CopyWriting You Can Use From Home…

To GRAB ATTENTION.

A QUICK Example of a Personal Story - Which WILL Trigger Brain Neuron Endorphins in Your Brain.

Because YOU will Remember THE SAME THING happening to you..

I Am In a Check Out Line at A Grocery Store.

There is a Pretty Woman Behind Me - With Her Boyfriend.

She is Wearing PAINTED ON JEANS.

So Tight I Always Wondered - with other girls. HOW DO THEY get The Darn Things On?

So.

I Turned to the Two of Them.

Big Smile.
Wave of the Hand.
Pointed at her Blue Jeans.
Then Pointed at mine.

Said, “I’d Like to Ask You a Question that Might Get Me Slapped. But with this Shopping Cart Btwn Us I Feel Safe.

“So here goes. HOW DID YOU GET THOSE BLUE JEANS ON? I’ve Always wanted to Ask?

The Checker guy LAUGHED so hard he Bent over the Conveyor belt.

The Older Women in Line Smiled and Laughed.

The Woman’s Boyfriend Smiled at me and Shrugged.

The Brunette Looked around at all the Smiling Faces. CURIOUS to hear her answer.

And said, “Well, I Lie on The Bed. Roll Around. Use Both Hands to Work The Blue Jeans up my body. You can’t put them on Standing up. I Would Fall over.”

AND IT GOT DEAD Quiet.

As Everyone in Hearing Distance IMAGINED her rolling around on her Bed. Struggling to Pull Her Skin tight Jeans over her Bare Body.

CHA-CHING.

There you have a WORD PICTURE that Triggers Endorpins.

Everybody has seen Skin tight Jeans.

MY TWIST to the Story is I Was a Bit RUDE. Asked Her a Rather Intimate
Question. That got an Answer - Where WE ALL Pictured her rolling around on her bed.

Thanks,
Glenn

P.S. - I DARE YOU To Try This Yourself. Most Men AND Women are Chicken. Too
Shy to Trigger Drug Endorphins in The People around them.

But here are 3 Items (Less than 1.00 each)
that will Endorphin-DRUG the Women or men around You.

YOU will KNOW it works Because Women will Come Over To You. Smiling and Talking a Mile a Minute. (Ladies. MEN TOO.)

https://tippinggold.com/mwdn.php
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Old March 13, 2024, 02:33 AM
Dien Rice Dien Rice is offline
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Default Gordon and Glenn's power of the personal story...

Hi Glenn,

Thanks - great post!

It triggered something I've been thinking about lately...

That's using a "personal essay" for promoting...

Which can be done in your "drug word picture" way...

Examples of personal essays? I'd say the great stories by Gordon Alexander on the home page (look at www.sowpub.com at the bottom left) are examples...

Your story of the woman in the check-out line is also a kind of "personal essay" or "personal story"...

The other great thing?

I don't think AI does "personal essays" or "personal stories" very well...

Which makes it hard for people to copy... or to compete...

Awesome and great thoughts in this post, Glenn... Thank you for sharing...!

Best wishes,

Dien

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Thanks Dien/Gordon,

Turns out the Super Bowl HACKERS who Created X-Rated Images of Taylor
Next to Footballers - Got the idea from Her Swifties.

I Found a PINTEREST Page
Made by Swifties with 100's of Fake Pics of Taylor In "Romance Novel" Type Poses.

By Googling “Taylor Swift Ai Pics”.

You can SEE what I Mean.

You will See 100’s of FAN VERSIONS of Taylor Swift Album Covers.

With ODD Looking Versions of Taylors FACE Looking back at you.

Kinda’ Creepy.

WHAT IS GOING ON?

Below are Examples of a Copywriting Technique that Triggers Endorphins in Readers Brains.

You Travel Into Readers Brains Using What SCIENTISTS Call, “Brain Neurons” - Which ByPass The Brain. Create Knee Jerk - Emotional Responses.

HOW
DO
WE
DO
THAT?

Imitate Taylor and You Can DRUG READERS TOO.

You Drug Readers By Using “Word Pictures” that Are Commonly Experienced.

Taylor Has Become a Billionaire Thru Mostly Lyrics in her Music Sales.

3 Examples:

I - “Better Than Revenge” - Most Women Have Had a Boyfriend or Crush STOLEN from Them.

II - “Cruel Summer” - Taylor Talks about Sneaking in The Back Door. Using The Garden Gate. After a Date her Parents Don’t approve of.

III - “I can See You” Is a Song about Fantasizing What You Might Do with Your CRUSH at School…

(I see You. What if I Touched You? What if I Shoved You Against The Wall in School, Nobody will Ever Know… Hints about What comes next.)

=========
=========
Brain-Neuron CopyWriting You Can Use From Home…

To GRAB ATTENTION.

A QUICK Example of a Personal Story - Which WILL Trigger Brain Neuron Endorphins in Your Brain.

Because YOU will Remember THE SAME THING happening to you..

I Am In a Check Out Line at A Grocery Store.

There is a Pretty Woman Behind Me - With Her Boyfriend.

She is Wearing PAINTED ON JEANS.

So Tight I Always Wondered - with other girls. HOW DO THEY get The Darn Things On?

So.

I Turned to the Two of Them.

Big Smile.
Wave of the Hand.
Pointed at her Blue Jeans.
Then Pointed at mine.

Said, “I’d Like to Ask You a Question that Might Get Me Slapped. But with this Shopping Cart Btwn Us I Feel Safe.

“So here goes. HOW DID YOU GET THOSE BLUE JEANS ON? I’ve Always wanted to Ask?

The Checker guy LAUGHED so hard he Bent over the Conveyor belt.

The Older Women in Line Smiled and Laughed.

The Woman’s Boyfriend Smiled at me and Shrugged.

The Brunette Looked around at all the Smiling Faces. CURIOUS to hear her answer.

And said, “Well, I Lie on The Bed. Roll Around. Use Both Hands to Work The Blue Jeans up my body. You can’t put them on Standing up. I Would Fall over.”

AND IT GOT DEAD Quiet.

As Everyone in Hearing Distance IMAGINED her rolling around on her Bed. Struggling to Pull Her Skin tight Jeans over her Bare Body.

CHA-CHING.

There you have a WORD PICTURE that Triggers Endorpins.

Everybody has seen Skin tight Jeans.

MY TWIST to the Story is I Was a Bit RUDE. Asked Her a Rather Intimate
Question. That got an Answer - Where WE ALL Pictured her rolling around on her bed.

Thanks,
Glenn

P.S. - I DARE YOU To Try This Yourself. Most Men AND Women are Chicken. Too
Shy to Trigger Drug Endorphins in The People around them.

But here are 3 Items (Less than 1.00 each)
that will Endorphin-DRUG the Women or men around You.

YOU will KNOW it works Because Women will Come Over To You. Smiling and Talking a Mile a Minute. (Ladies. MEN TOO.)

https://tippinggold.com/mwdn.php
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Old March 16, 2024, 03:59 AM
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Default Big Red Nose Club - I DARE YOU

Thanks Dien/Gordon,

Funny Thing.

Only Successful Sm Biz Owner RESPOND to this Challenge when I email them.

I say "Only 1 out of 20 is NOT CHICKEN."

And the 1 of 20 Comes ROARING Back saying, "Send Me Your Stinking Chicken Test And I will DESTROY IT."

"I Dare You To Take This Money Making Quiz.

IF You Pass This Test

Learn This Secret...

$$$ People Will Hand you money.$$$

After Reading Literally 100's of Top Sales Books - All of them - Basically - Say The Same Thing.

****
****People Will Only Pay You Money if They TRUST You Enough.****
****

TRUST is Based on Rapport.

And The Obvious Question is, "How Much Rapport and Trust is "Enough"
to get People to Pay You Money?

WELL - You Will Get The Answer Right Here.

Your PROOF -

We have 3 Mentors who Can SEE The Electric Aura's Around people.
And all 3 of These Geniuses. (2 women and 1 man)
Confidently Say...They can SEE My Aura And theirs.

One Lady Equine Vet Said, "Glenn, When We had the Red Nose lunch Together. And Our Waiter Brought me Extra Soup.
And You a Free Desert. And charged you 1/2 Price. And The Head cook brought your Fish Order to our Table
Personally. Your Aura Met theirs with a Warm Blue Flash. And Surrounded their Bodies."

So TRUST is An Electrical Connection
Btwn Two Human Bodies.

Email Me YOUR Results
When You Take This Big Red Nose Test.

[email protected]

Below Are 3 Safe Ways to PASS The
Big Red Nose Test
From Your Car.

Big Red Nose
Aura Quiz

Step #1 - Order a Bag of Cheap Red Foam Clown Noses off of Amazon.com

Step #2 - Keep a few clown noses in Your Car. I Use The Glove Compartment.

**********
CASE STUDY I - At a Stop Sign I Pulled up next to a SUV. Kid in the Back Seat. Mom and pop up front.

I Waved to Get the Kids Attention.

SMILED.

Then Put on The CLOWN NOSE.
Big Smile and Wave. Donkey Ears with my hands.

Kid yelled at his Parents. (Lip Reading - Looked Like, "Mom, Dad, Look over there at the CRAZY MAN."

But When The Parents looked over - I had Taken The CLOWN Nose Off.

Parents then Yelled at the Kid for Imagining Things.

i Drove off with an Innocent Look on my face.

**********
CASE STUDY II - Hot Sunny Day. Traffic Jam. One car BLASTING MUSIC a couple Rows over. Windows open.
Packed with Cornicopia of Cultures.

Black, White, Asian, Mexican Folks.

- Waving their Arms out the windows. Singing.

I figured, "Ok. Let's Find out what happens If I Do An UGLY DANCE Back.

I get out of my Car.

Start Waving my Arms over my head.

Drunkenly Staggering.

Threw one LEG up Into my Drivers Window. Pretended to Be Stuck.

Pulling frantically at my Leg.

Pulled loose. Fell on the Hot Street.

Looked over when a Girl SHRIEKED and SHOUTED. "Hey White Boy. This is How You DO IT!

And several Women Leaped out of their Cadillac.

Yelling and Screaming with Laughter so They could Hardly stand up.

Started Gyrating to the Music. MUCH BETTER THAN ME.

I Waved. And Grinned.

Took a Bow. Got some Raucous Applause.

And Drove off when the Light Changed.

**********
CASE STUDY III - How To Create a COED-RIOT Inside a Car.

Near a Local College.

Red Light.

Looked over to see a Car full of Coeds.

6 Girls.

I Waved Enthusiastically to the SHY Coed In The Back Seat. Girls in front seat saw me Wave and Smile at her.

Then I turned my head to the right.

Put on The CLOWN NOSE.

Turned back Car full of Girls ALREADY teasing the Shy Coed.

Huge Smile and a Wave.

Blew a Kiss.

I AM NOT KIDDING. Their Car Was Literally Bouncing.

The Coeds in Front Seat were half way in back. One Blonde Was Shaking the Shy Girl.

And every Coed was Laughing like a Maniac.

Light Changed.

I Drove away Never to See These 6 Girls again.

Thanks,
Glenn

P.S. - Check Out "Meet Girls - Do Nothing"
If You Want an Even More Powerful Way to Meet Women.

Side Effect - You Will Attract Folks with Moolah.

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Old March 17, 2024, 05:35 PM
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Default Mel Brooks-*Young Frankenstein* Movie Tested on Women

Thanks Dien/Gordon,

Thanks to Tightwad Movie Studio Execs…

The Budget for the Movie “Young Frankenstein” was only 2.8 Million.

So the Writer, Producer, Directors, Mel Brooks And Gene Wilder TOOK A SHORTCUT.

They Turned The Daily Screening of Each
Scene in the Movie into a TEST FOR WOMEN VIEWERS.

***Instead of Doing Costly FOCUS GROUP Movie Screenings.

***Instead of Doing Limited Movie Screenings in a small Group of Theaters.

***Instead of Watching Each Scene In The Dailies With Just Mel & Gene Watching.

And Because Mel Knew That WOMEN Are the Key to Movie Success or Failure.

Mel & Gene Disguised Themselves. Sat in an Audience of Women Secretaries, Staffers, Waitresses.

Watched ONE SCENE at a time.

WHILE THE MOVIE WAS BEING SHOT.

And changed the Script when the Women DID NOT LAUGH.

Result?

The Movie Grossed over 80 Million at a Cost of 2.8 Million.

And, I Just Checked.

FIFTY YEARS LATER - “Young Frankenstein” Is Rated at 94% by Todays Audiences.

Google these Words to Watch The Short Trailer. Voiced by Mel Brooks HIMSELF to Save Moolah.

“Young Frankenstein Movie Trailer”

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==========
How Can YOU Use This *Free-Testing* Idea?

An Example:

Email Me ([email protected] ) To Get This Free Report:

“How Did My Client, Jake,
Get Referred to a Billionaire
Client”

*******************
Click Here to Check Out The ONE PAGE
Strategy Which We Used To 2X Sales for
14 Clients.

***QUIZ QUESTION - Can You Pick Out The House
Jake Sold for Mr Billionaire?

https://tippinggold.com/70mrealtor2.php

Thanks,
Glenn
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Old March 19, 2024, 04:49 AM
Dien Rice Dien Rice is offline
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Default The difference between "gold" and "glop"...

Hi Glenn,

What I like about this story is it shows the importance of TESTING...!

You could have gold... or glop... But you won't know without testing it, which is which...

Thanks Glenn! Great lesson!

Best wishes,

Dien

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Thanks Dien/Gordon,

Thanks to Tightwad Movie Studio Execs…

The Budget for the Movie “Young Frankenstein” was only 2.8 Million.

So the Writer, Producer, Directors, Mel Brooks And Gene Wilder TOOK A SHORTCUT.

They Turned The Daily Screening of Each
Scene in the Movie into a TEST FOR WOMEN VIEWERS.

***Instead of Doing Costly FOCUS GROUP Movie Screenings.

***Instead of Doing Limited Movie Screenings in a small Group of Theaters.

***Instead of Watching Each Scene In The Dailies With Just Mel & Gene Watching.

And Because Mel Knew That WOMEN Are the Key to Movie Success or Failure.

Mel & Gene Disguised Themselves. Sat in an Audience of Women Secretaries, Staffers, Waitresses.

Watched ONE SCENE at a time.

WHILE THE MOVIE WAS BEING SHOT.

And changed the Script when the Women DID NOT LAUGH.

Result?

The Movie Grossed over 80 Million at a Cost of 2.8 Million.

And, I Just Checked.

FIFTY YEARS LATER - “Young Frankenstein” Is Rated at 94% by Todays Audiences.

Google these Words to Watch The Short Trailer. Voiced by Mel Brooks HIMSELF to Save Moolah.

“Young Frankenstein Movie Trailer”

==========
==========
How Can YOU Use This *Free-Testing* Idea?

An Example:

Email Me ([email protected] ) To Get This Free Report:

“How Did My Client, Jake,
Get Referred to a Billionaire
Client”

*******************
Click Here to Check Out The ONE PAGE
Strategy Which We Used To 2X Sales for
14 Clients.

***QUIZ QUESTION - Can You Pick Out The House
Jake Sold for Mr Billionaire?

https://tippinggold.com/70mrealtor2.php

Thanks,
Glenn
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Old March 19, 2024, 10:29 PM
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Default Disney Has Lost Billions Because They Are LAZY

Thanks Dien,

Big Controversy Recently when Elon Musk Told CEO of Disney to

"Go FRACK Yourself"

TWICE.

And When Asked said, "Money? I Refuse to Be Blackmailed for Money"

THEN SAID, "Disney stock is Already falling."

I checked.

Musk was Right.

Falling like a rock.

On a Movie by Movie DETAILED Level it's all about GREED.

And Throwing Munny at the last few dozen Disney Movies INSTEAD of BRAIN-POWER.

Kevin Feige - The Chairman of the IronMan Franchise and other "Cartoon Hero"
Movies KNOWS how to Test and HIT a HOME RUN.

Great care was Taken With IRONMAN #1 - A billion bucks.

Great Care and Testing Was Used SCREEN TESTING several Female Heres. To Start off New Franshises with a WINNER.

"Wonder Woman - Big Hit - Talented Actress.

"Captain Marvel - Brie Larson Held her own onscreen with Samual Jackson.

BIG PAYDAYS.

But the Men and Women in The Next Couple dozen Movies CAN'T
ACT their way out of a paper bag.

Just MY OPINION.

But their Movie Sales SUCK - so I am not alone.

On The FLIP Side.

Whole Lotta Praise For "The DUNE #2" Movie.

Huge hit.

Forgetting all the Other Controversy.

***************
George Lucas - The Creator of STAR WARS - Has Said that Disney has Ruined
His StarWars Franchise.

DID
YOU
KNOW
GEORGE LUCAS

Picked the Best Actors he could Find. But didn't stop there. He got them Back.
Put them on a bare Stage together.

Had them ACT Short Scenes from The Movie.

IF NO ELECTRICITY btwn The Actors - OFF WITH THEIR HEADS. He Replaced them.

I THINK this is The SECRET behind George Lucas Made "StarWars.

************
I have Not Seen The Trailers for "STAR WARS since Lucas Sold it.

I am afraid to Look to see HOW BAD IS THE SCRIPT and ACTING?

Glenn
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Default Jenny Ortega Movie: Sex w/English Professor

Thanks Dien/Gordon,

Thanks to a Muddy Script - The "Millers Girl" Movie Producers used a
Movie ScreenShot from The Film.

And put the 1 Second Out Take of the Same SEXY Shot at the front of
the Movie Trailer.

Took Me 10 Minutes to Figure out THIS Much of the Plot.

"Millers Girl" Movie Plot. Talented Sr High Girl Writer Joins Senior High School
Writing Class. Falls for Married Teacher. Flattered older man assigns Her an
Erotic Story as homework.

Jenny Writes Her HomeWork Story About Their Student/Teacher Love Affair. He
Rejects Her. She Gets him fired. Puts her Erotic Story in School Principals MailBox.

Moral of the Story -

Hot Women Sell Movie Tickets

*************
*************
How Can YOU Adapt this Idea To Sell Stuff?

#1 - Pretty GirlScout - Sets Up her Table in Front of Busy Marijuana Store. Outsells all the other Girls in her Troop.

#2 - Hot Women Selling Automotive Supplies. At One of My Previous Jobs The SHOP FOREMAN Bought so Much Stuff From a Perfect 10 Sales Gal - The Boss CUT HIM OFF.

#3 - Ebay - The #1 Used Caddy Sales Guy - Put Pretty Girls in Bikini’s in front of Each Car Photo. I was Gobmacked. He outsold everybody.

#4 - Front Page Cartoons - "New Yorker Magazine. Old Gentleman &
BareShoulder-Style Dress Wearing Hot Blonde Standing in Front of Mirror. He
putting a Diamond Necklace around her Neck. Sly Smile and She Says, “You’ve
Found My Achilles Heel.”

#5 - Taylor Swift Podcast by 2 Female “Swifties” - QUOTE - “Did You See The
Tube Top Taylor Wore to The SuperBowl Under Her Cleavage showing Little Black
Dress? She is PUSHING it.”

I Googled. You can See the Tops AND Bottoms of Taylors Breasts.
Under The SEE-THRU Dress. So She PLANNED AHEAD for World-Wide Video Coverage by Male Football Fans.

#6 - Client Bought The MOST EXPENSIVE Tesla In Vegas. But couldn’t Lease it.
Instant Leasing Success! On His Website - Bill Put a Photo of a Busty Girl in a
Bikini - Looking over her shoulder as She Inserted The Giant Electric Charge PLUG.

#7 - Google (“YouTube.com, “Adult Wednesday”) - Young Girl Did Her Shoe-
String-Budget-Take on “Wednesday” from The Munsters. Got a Writing Gig for a
Disney Movie - from Millions of Hits.

#8 - My Jewelry Making Client ERIC - Girlfriend in College. We Sent her to
College Cafeteria to Test New Designs. Best Sellers She Wore to Sorority & Frat
Parties. She Sold 90% vs his Website.

Thanks,
Glenn
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Default *Beyonce* House Has 4 Swimming Pools - Glenn

Thanks Dien/Gordon,

Bet You Didn't Know I have a "Pool Operators License."

Went to Class and Everything.

What I Learned Has Kept me out of Swimming Pools Ever Since.

But Since a Swimming Pool is a STATUS SYMBOL.

It's an Easy Way to Find Affluent Home Owners.

Thanks to my Beyonce Research we Know that an “Infinity Pool” has no Edges. So it looks like the water is falling over the Edge.

Sometimes one edge.

Sometimes all 4 Sides have No Edges.

An Average Infinity Pool costs btwn 80K to 130K.

A “Normal” pool only 40K.

So with 4 Pools at her Bel Air Home.

40K
40K
40K
130K

We Can Caculate that Beyonce And JayZ Have Spent 250K to Build their 3 Regular and 1 Infinity pools.

WHO CARES?

You Should Care!

Because if you want to Get a List of AFFLUENT Folks To Sell to There is a Way.

Find POOL OWNERS.

Here’s How We Get This List for Clients - Free.

***Texas Pool Supply Company Client Quote:

“My Dad Bought me a Pool Supplies Company. But How Can I sell Stuff?
I Don’t Know How To Get a List of Home Owners who own a Pool.”

I Told him What to do.

And Was Reminded of my advice Just Today.

A Realtor wanted to Find More Affluent Home Owners to Work With.

I said, “There is a FREE Way to Get a List of Affluent Home Owners.

Just Go to The Office That Sells Pool Building Licenses. In Baltimore, MD when I
went to The Clerks Office - the lady charged me 10 cents a page for the List.

In Texas, The List of Pool Owners Addresses Cost 25 cents a page.

The Realtor I was Talking to Lives In Wisconsin.

So I Googled.

Dug around a Bit.

Found the Ph # and Address of the Office that Licenses Tattoo Parlors AND New Pool Construction in The State Capitol.

Madison, WI

https://www.cityofmadison.com/clerk/licenses-permits

Thanks,
Glenn

P.S. - You Can Now Take a PEEK Behind New Phone Technology.

Find Out What is STOLEN FROM You.

I Have Followed This Genius Researcher for a Decade.

The Book I am Reading Now.

“Survelilance Capitalism” - Shoshona Zuboff
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