Dwayne Johnson* Hit Himself in The Face w/a 50 Lb CHAIN

[Glenn]

Thanks Gordon/Dien,

Gary Halbert is The ONLY Copywriter I ever Saw EMPTY a 1000 People
from a room - All of Whom Spent 2Grand - AFTER he read a Copy of his Newsletter from the Podium.

Gary Always Had a SHOCKER of a Reason Why for
making a CRAZY - Generous 1-Time offer.

I Just had my 500.00 SOLAR OVEN EXPLODE - while I was 20 feet away
sitting on the sofa near my Sliding Screen Door.

So I Wrote a ONE TIME Offer.

You get a 5000 Consultation for F*ree.

Because I am sure By Paying it Forward I will Attract someone to buy me a new Solar oven.

Here is a Photo of my EXPLODED Solar Oven. (Full of Broccoli.)

https://glennosborn.com/solaroven.php

And here is a Link to The Same
Solar Oven - The only one I have found
Big enough to cook an Entire meal. (When it is Not EXPLODING.)

https://www.amazon.com/GOSUN-Fusion-...cx_mr_hp_atf_m

Thanks,
Glenn

P.S. - I Guarantee to show you how to DOUBLE Your Sales in My Consultations.
We
Can
do
this
cuz on Average we Find 700% Sales Growth.

But if You Own a Dog - Triple Your Sales.

If You own a Horse 10X Your Sales.

if you Play Golf - Then we have To BE CAREFUL because
we tend to Blow the doors off. So we have to Pick an area of Your Biz
That can grow fast - without extra work or expense.

Email me at [email protected] - to Pick a Time to Chat.

[Glenn]

Thanks Dien/Gordon,

What does This "Sneaky" Headline REALLY sell?

"Sign Up. Set Sail. Score" (a Discount on Summer Tickets)

Another Headline:

"Group Exercise (Hint hint)

Another Headline - "2 Dozen Bars, Saloons

What is The Appropriate Poem.

Flowers are Dandy
But Liquor is Quicker

Branson is saying, "When You Pay Thousands for a Cruise. You can Sleep With
Lots of Other Men's Wives and Girlfriends. Best of all - The Husbands are Drunk.
Women too... They can't Escape. You are Guaranteed to "Get Lucky."

Branson is Not Playing around.

The UK Gummnt kicked him out of his Train Biz. After he Got Investors to
Finance the ReBuilding of the rails. And New Train Engines and Cars.

So Branson Is Building 3 More Cruise Ships.

Oh yeah.

What I Just Shared Is A Cover-Up. Mis-Direction.

"Sign Up. Set Sail. Score"

These Words are Layer One. And Cover Up the
Same Psychological Writing Strategy that Taylor
Swift uses to BLANK MINDS And Trigger Brain Endorphins
to DRUG her fans at her "Era's tour."

Thanks,
Glenn

You Can Learn More in My Free Report, "Blackhole Mind Control Copywriting."

[email protected]

[Glenn]

Thanks Dien/Gordon,

Lee Marvin Won a bunch of BEST ACTOR awards
for "Cat Ballou"

Famous pic of a Drunk Lee AND his horse leaning against a wall. Horse and Marvin both "Acting" Drunk.

I Grew up Surrounded by horses and mules.

VERY SMART some of them.

One Mule could get out of any paddock or stall.

Morgan Stallion - Kicked the farmer I worked for 1/2 thru a barn wall.

My VIP Job - Shovel 2 Foot of manure and straw out of the Barn.

I Got good at it.

DEEP BREATH
Race in
Stab at the Top Layer of Caked Manure.
Jump on the Pitch fork to BREAK a chunk loose
Run out of the Barn
Toss it in a wheel barrow.
THEN take a bunch of Deep Breaths.
RUN back in for another Fork Full.

You Watch Their Eyes - so You can Dodge the Kicks.

You don't let them CRUSH you against the Stall wall.

You Don't let them Step on Your feet.

And That Neck can knock You silly too.

GIRLS Visiting to buy Bales of Hay. Me Up in the Hay Mow - tossing down
the hay bales.

The Stallions would get out of their Stall. Come over
to the City gals to get petted and fussed over.

Behave like a lamb for the pretty Girls.

Try to Kill Me.

Lee Marvin Must have been Feeding His Horse Lots of Apples to get him
to HELP OUT in the Acting Department.

Thanks,
Glenn

P.S. - I Accidentally GOT REVENGE on the Morgan Stallion who was always
trying to KICK my head off.

After a LOT of Smelly work - I Cleaned the Barn. But the floor was wet and Slippery.

I am about 10 years old.

Old farmer calls me over. Says, "Watch this."

A mare was in season.

The Morgan Stallion mounts her.

Slips on the Wet Concrete floor.

Falls down with a Loud THUNK sound on his side.

You can Imagine me at age 10. The horses tudawacker was the size of my Leg.

Farmer was cussing a Blue Streak.