Click Here to see the latest posts! Ask any questions related to business / entrepreneurship / money-making / life NO BLATANT ADS PLEASE
Stay up to date! Get email notifications or |
|
SOWPub Business Forum Seeds of Wisdom Forum |
|
Thread Tools | Display Modes |
#1
|
|||
|
|||
Yellow #5 Food Dye Lets Scientists SEE Mouse Organs Thru Skin
Thanks Dien/Gordon,
For Master Magician Millard Grubb. Who recently Asked me for Moolah Making Ideas. Let's Make an "Old" Gag new Again with SEE THRU SKIN MAGIC. You say, "LADIES and GENTLEMAN. "Today is an Auspicious Day! "For Mice! "And People too. Scientists have discovered that WHEN you spread Yellow #5 Food Dye on The Skin of Mice. You can See Thru the Skin all the way to their Organs. "I have the Article Right Here. Please pass it around. Or Check it on Your Phones by swiping the bar code. "Yessireee GREAT NEWS. Yellow Dye #5 Works on Humans too. In Tests on ME. You can See my BONES. (Pass around a X-Ray or Flash it on a Computer Screen or The Wall) But I have THIN SKIN. Ask my wife. Heh heh heh But some of you have THICK SKIN. Thus You Won't know until You TRY. "Ok. Step Right up. I need a VOLUNTEER. To answer the BURNING QUESTION. CAN WE SEE THRY Your Skin to Your BONES? "I'll say it again. "When We Spread Yellow #5 Food Dye on Your Skin CAN WE SEE Your Bones and Organs? Madam - are YOU Volunteering? IF so You get to Hold My Pet Mouse. Muffy The Mouse. (SCREAMING) Madam there is no need for all this Screaming. ?No?" How about YOU SIR? "YES?" Great. We have our First VICTIM. AHEM I meant to Say, Volunteer." (EDITORS NOTE -THEN WE USE the Yellow #5 Dye PAINTING ON SKIN Process as MIS-DIRECTION to Make a $100 Bill Disappear. Or to SEE thru his Skin to Spot the Card in his hand.) Thanks, Glenn https://www.amazon.com/FD-Yellow-Pow...IM-&hvexpln=73 |
Thread Tools | |
Display Modes | |
|
|
Other recent posts on the forum...
Get the report on Harvey Brody's Answers to a Question-Oriented-Person